Here’s the Problem: Get your debit cards ready Silverlake, Park Slope and all those too cool for school towns in Utah (really – get back to 3rd period Josiah)! Tomorrow is the day to pre-order the latest album from Peter Gabriel, Scratch My Back, featuring covers of Elbow, Magnetic Fields, and Bon Iver.
Actual Problem: Yes, that Peter Gabriel. The flautist from Genesis. Hey Pete, just cuz Vampire Weekend calls you out in one song doesn’t mean your part of the club. You cannot make a gray mustache ironic. Trust.
This concludes my “remember when I used to be douchey about music” relapse. Back to our regularly scheduled Lady Gaga cynicism.