Here’s the Problem: We talk a lot of smack about Megan Fox. You can say it’s jealousy but after reading this article stating she’s only slept with two guys, we are both fairly satisfied with the fact that we’ve gotten more action than Megan Fox and thus are better than her. End of arugment.
Actual Problem: This woman said that sex oozes from her pores the way hot dog juice oozes from this guy and I for one refuse to accept her prudish claim. But let’s for a moment assume she’s telling the truth. In which case, STOP ACTING LIKE A TRAMP, MEGAN. Also, I think you should apologize to the 20-30 men at home right now crying because you forgot about them. The backdoor counts too, little Missy.