Here’s the Problem: In an awards show FULL of problems, this one stands out as the most ridic. Producer Elinor Burkett stormed the Oscar stage last taking hostage of the mic from the director of the winning documentary short subject, Music by Prudence. In her best Jewish mother impersonation said, “Isn’t it just like a man to not let the woman speak?”.
Actual Problem: What up with security? Listen, I can manage with the front door to my apartment complex not locking completely, but I want my Oscar Security to be tighter than (**insert inappropriate reference to every Virgin on The Bachelor who doesn’t make it through episode 3**). That’s supposed to be the benefit of living in a first world country.