Here’s the Problem: Little Miss Lohan mustered up enough cognizance to watch and understand a TV commercial (the one above for E-Trade, please watch now), and is taking great offense to the baby character named Lindsey who is labeled as a “milk-o-holic”. So offended that she is suing E-Trade for $100,000,000 (that’s 100 million).
A. Is this offensive to Lindsay as an alcoholic or as a lesbian?
B. Since when is Lindsay’s reputation worth more than a nip of Jagermeister?
Thank you to Mr. Sam Caino for this problem and maintaining the day’s lacteal theme.