Here’s the Problem: Lindsay Sues for Slander

Here’s the Problem: Little Miss Lohan mustered up enough cognizance to watch and understand a TV commercial (the one above for E-Trade, please watch now), and is taking great offense to the baby character named Lindsey who is labeled as a “milk-o-holic”.  So offended that she is suing E-Trade for $100,000,000 (that’s 100 million).

Actual Problem:

A. Is this offensive to Lindsay as an alcoholic or as a lesbian?

B. Since when is Lindsay’s reputation worth more than a nip of Jagermeister?

Thank you to Mr. Sam Caino for this problem and maintaining the day’s lacteal theme.

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One response to “Here’s the Problem: Lindsay Sues for Slander

  1. Oh yes, EVERYTHING is about YOU, Lindsay. Well I guess she’s got to keep herself in Prada somehow. I mean, it’s not like she’s making any movies that won’t go straight to dvd. (Meow).

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