Here’s The Problem: Taylor Swift is on the cover of Elle. Lovely photos. Lots of smiling and curly hair. Good. Good. And then, of course, the interview part…..let’s take a minute to talk about pain with Taylor….
On sourcing material from her romantic relationships: “I like to categorize the various levels of heartbreak. I’ve only had that happen once. A letdown is worth a few songs. A heartbreak is worth a few albums.”
Actual Problem: A heartbreak is never worth a few anythings, little Taylor, unless it’s a few tequlia shots.