Here’s The Problem: As my pal Tarsha would say, I just lost my damn mind. I was SO freakin sick of hearing people talk about this Justin Bieber character that I finally googled him. This fool is 16 and looks like he’s 10 and is a Canadian pop singer?? And we’re losing our shit over him? I mean this kid has tons of fan sites and stuff comes up like “Want to see Justin Bieber shirtless?” REALLY? So, I walked to the music library here at work and found nothing. So THEN, I actually spent $1.29 (that could have gone toward booze) and bought a random song called “One Less Lonely Girl”. This little dude’s voice hasn’t even changed yet!
Actual Problem: Prepubescent boys should keep their shirts on and their little soprano voices to themselves until they pop their first chest hair.
Actual Actual Problem: I’m getting too old and irritated for this shit.