Here’s the Problem: WORLD PREMIERE VIDEO!!!!!!!!!! Stop what you’re doing bitches. If you’ve got a lifetime to spare and need help choosing a cell phone provider, watch the above video for Telephone that premiered last night on E! (with full intro and outro by Lord Seacrest himself – what I wouldn’t do to see that man’s network contract.)
Actual Problem: Listen, I’m in no place to judge the creativity or content of this video (but I will judge what you’re wearing and how you conduct yourself in IM conversations, so watch it). But I will say the relentless product placement ruined the experience almost as much as all the breaking for dialogue did. PlentyOfFish.com sponsoring a Gaga video creeps me out as much as AshleyMadison.com sponsoring a Tiger Woods mistress pageant.