Here’s The Problem: Miley needs someone to give her talking points before she speaks to the press. Why, you ask? Because when left to her own devices, little Miley says things that don’t make a whole lotta sense:
ON COUNTRY MUSIC:
“It scares me… It feels contrived on so many levels. Unless you’re wearing a cowboy hat and cowboy boots and singing and whining about your girlfriend or boyfriend leaving you it’s not going to sell.”
Actual Problem: When you were born in Nashville, and your daddy’s name is Billy Ray and Dolly Parton is your godmother….you shouldn’t forget where your bread is buttered.
***Special thanks to our own country gal, Amanda Mason, for the down home country butter phrase.