Here’s The Problem: Hayden’s HUGE Boyfriend

Here’s The Problem: Hayden Panettiere is dating Ukranian boxing champ, Wladimir Klitschko. Wladdy is 33 years old and 6’6. Let’s say it once more with feeling: 6’6. Why do I care how huge this man is? Well, let’s take a look at teeny, tiny, 5’1, Hayden….

Actual Problem: When your boyfriend could be mistaken for your father and you can be mistaken for his 12 year old daughter…..geez, I don’t even know how to finish this one. Luckily, Guest Problemer, Kyle ‘XY’ Taylor is on the case: He’s 33, she is my brother’s age (21). His head is 3x her own. They will f**k and he will smother her. This picture looks like some man taking his State Sponsored Little Sister to a big time movie premiere. The list goes on….

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One response to “Here’s The Problem: Hayden’s HUGE Boyfriend

  1. What’s the problem? Lots of huge men go for tiny ladies.

    The real problem is two-fold:
    1. The man who’s twice her size and old enough to be her dad that she’s with is not me.
    2. Anyone who goes up to them and tries to tell them they’re a weird couple (or make any “jokes” about Hayden’s lack of height) will be lucky to have remaining teeth in double figures.

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