Here’s the Problem: Not a huge fan of either of the two guys in this story, but since I’ve gotten all up into Sirius Radio I follow the weird shit that goes down there. In Sirius Weird Shit News this week – Howard Stern questions Jamie Foxx’s sexual preference because his radio station is called Foxxhole. Foxx responds by saying,
I’m not gay…A lot of people say that I’m gay and that doesn’t bother me, because I could eat a pizza in a male shower and not feel anything.
Actual Problem: Did I miss something? Is eating pizza in a shower a sign of heterosexuality? Does it matter what kind of pizza it is? I’d think twice if it was a sausage calzone. I once ate a couple cold slices in a bathtub in Vegas… but I think I had fantasies about Helen Mirren that night. Oh God! What does that mean?