Here’s the Problem: A Major-Lohan Wedding

Here’s the Problem:  Kate Major, former Jon Gosselin girlfriend and current publicity whore, is engaged to be married to spotlight starving Michael Lohan.

Actual Problem:  When you go from dating an overweight douchebag father of 8 to the father of an underweight junkie, you pretty much rule out that anyone will agree  to be your bridesmaid.  Unless, of course, they plan on televising this wedding.  In which case sign Heidi and Spencer up.


One response to “Here’s the Problem: A Major-Lohan Wedding

  1. hahaha love how you ended that

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