Here’s The Problem: Let’s play “what if” with Bristol the Pistol. Go ahead – watch this ridic PSA first…….done yet? Ok. Let’s dish. Bristol’s little video teaches us NOTHING. Ya know what I see? Another dumb girl who gets to be on TV cause she got knocked up. So, “what if” I get in my hot tub time machine – go back to high school (discover the flat-iron a little sooner…), have a baby, get my own MTV show and then get on the cover of People Mag.
Actual Problem: If you take the baby out of the last frame of Bristol’s “it wouldn’t be pretty” ending – you’re standing in my apartment.