Here’s The Problem: You all know about the new light of my life – Kirstie Alley. Well, because of her, I joined Twitter and now I have caused several ‘problems’ for myself. The biggest one being – I don’t UNDERSTAND it! What is all this @blahblah stuff? And what is a re-tweet? And why is Kirstie the only tweeter (is that a word) that I see? I’m so confused – this is why Lisa runs the HTP twitter!!!
Actual Problem: With all these freakin’ “tweets” and “twats” and “twitters” – I feel like I’m back working the goddamn Enchanted Tiki Room at Disneyland!