Here’s The Problem: Jessica Simpson posed “without make-up” on the recent cover of Marie Claire. Why, you ask?
“I really wanted to show women that I’m just a normal person”
Honey, we know. We watched you get divorced. We watched you throw yourself at John Mayer. We watched you get confused about tuna and chicken. We watched you gain a bunch of weight and wear terrible pants. You’re a ‘normal person’. No one cares.
Actual Problem: This girl’s 15 minutes of fame are dragging. Let’s end this already. Please.