Here’s The Problem: Oprah Lies

Look, we're on to you...you're a fibber. And don't EVEN try to tell us that puppet you're holding is real.

Here’s The Problem: Some chick is writing a book about the Big O. So, she went out and found all of Oprah’s relatives and interviewed them and they seem to think that Oprah is, well, full of lies.

Oh, I’ve talked to her about this over the years. I’ve confronted her and asked ‘Why do you tell such lies?’ Oprah told me, ‘That’s what people want to hear. The truth is boring, Aunt Katharine. People don’t want to be bored. They want stories with drama. – Some Cousin of the Big O

 

Actual Problem: Lisa and I have been saying this for YEARS – if you want attention, get an eating disorder,  be a cutter, develop multiple personalities, be a bitch to everyone and see if they respond – don’t lie. That’s just WRONG.

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