Here’s The Problem: As you know – this kid, Justin Bieber, annoys the shit outta me. Like, I’m so done with him. But yesterday, I was asked about him and I responded with “I hate him. I hate him and I want him dead.” Which earned me a short scolding and a “take it back – take it back right now.” Cause – apparently – that’s not a nice thing to say.
Actual Problem: Hating a child you don’t really know…..even if they are super annoying and have the worst bowl cut since Mary Lou Retton.
** This Problem is dedicated to Marianne Goode, whose constant attempts to get me to be a better person are (sort of) starting to work.