Here’s the Problem: Noah Robinson Sr., an 84-year-old man in VA, is claiming to be Oprah Winfrey’s father and is using his death-bed wish to ask for a paternity test. Says Robinson,
I’m her real father. I haven’t seen her since she was a kid. She was a little bitty thing.
He must of not seen her since the Guinness Book’s Best Airbrushing Award in 2005.
Actual Problem: Wait, so you mean Oprah isn’t the offspring of Jesus and the Cheetos Cat?