Here’s the Problem: Alright, I know this doesn’t interest you now, but we predict it will. Write this name down – Lara Stone. She was a super model. She’s engaged to a British comedian whose jokes are way too high brow for us or any of our readers to understand. She said this in an interview:
I used to love slapping people in the face when I was drunk. I thought it was really funny, so I did pick fights with doormen and bouncers. Ex boyfriends. But nobody ever punched me back.
Actual Problem: Please join me on this ride. Any chick who gets wasted and walks around smacking guys is bound to be amazing entertainment. I know from experience*.
**Half-hearted apologies to anyone I’ve smacked in high school (or last weekend).