Here’s The Problem: Nick and Mariah = Wedding #3

maybe tweety is the bird of honor for wedding number 3?

 Here’s The Problem: Look, I’m all about people being in love (that’s actually bullshit – I’m bitter and alone and if you want to kiss and be all lovey-dovey you best find a room) but Nick and Mariah need to stop getting married. Not ONLY do these two get married EVERY year – Nick buys her a diamond ring – EVERY year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He says, getting married, “It’s our thing.”

Actual Problem: Who knew that being the Chairman of Teen Nick paid so well?!

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