Here’s the Problem: Jessica Simpson Wants To Be Michelle Obama

Here’s the Problem:  At the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday, JSimp told reporters she wants to be Michelle Obama.  It’s like 3 years ago when she was telling everyone she wanted to hang out with George Bush because they have “a lot of Texas stuff to talk about,” except this time she wants to have a better tan.

Actual Problem: You had one chance to be first lady, Jess, and Dan Quayle never got elected.

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One response to “Here’s the Problem: Jessica Simpson Wants To Be Michelle Obama

  1. That is a seriously unflattering photo. Poor thing.

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