Here’s the Problem: Yesterday Elizabeth Hasselbeck got awesome when she joked that Erin Andrews’ stalker should have just waited a few months and watched his object of creepy affection get half nude on Dancing with the Stars. It was hilarious! (In case you’re unsure: The humor in this is two fold – a. picturing a peeping tom disappointedly turning on the TV with the rest of middle-aged America, and b. wondering why Andrews called the cops when a guy saw the same thing your grandma can watch on Mondays on ABC ).
Actual Problem: And then she TOOK IT BACK. She apologized. To all women who are victims of stalkers and creepsters. God, Hasselpuke, you just can’t get it right.