Here’s the Problem: Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, or as I like to call her “fugly bitch who hurt my BFF Sandy” was on the Howard Stern Show (how classy) where they discussed her pretty obvious racism. Sometime during this MENSA worthy conversation, fugly bitch who hurt my BFF Sandy said that she “has too many colored friends.” WHAT?
Actual Problem: We don’t know if “colored” means African Americans or if it means people who are literally colored because they have so many fucking tattoos.
**Another gem from Intern Hillary who tried writing this one in Spanish in celebration of yesterday’s holiday. It was a very fair attempt.