Here’s the Problem: I have a habit of urging my friends not to do DUMBASS things. Such as – don’t have sex without a condom, don’t do drugs before you come to work in the morning, don’t date a guy who may or may not have a criminal record…..but my biggest rule is – no matter WHAT:
DO NOT TAPE YOURSELF HAVING SEX.
DON’T DO IT.
Cause that shit is going to come back and bite you in the ass – your big, white, exposed, ass.
Actual Problem: Kendra really could use a friend like me.