Here’s The Problem: Where do I even start? This season is just getting better and better. Heidi decides to throw a massive birthday party for a 7 year old neighbor, Enzo, but still invites all of her adult friends who are really confused about why she’s throwing a massive birthday party for a 7 year old. Kristen keeps trying to hit on Brody, who keeps trying to hit on Audrina, who’s busy figuring out how to have “the talk” with her current boy, Ryan Cabrera. Spencer is really angry, and it looks like that dirty pigeon feather from the last episode isn’t helping one bit. Holly cries. Heidi tries to move her face.
Actual Problem: RYAN CABRERA’S HAIR. First off, Ryan Cabrera!? Why the hell is he on this show? I guess he and Audrina are really an item right now (according to the latest issue of OK Magazine) but since when was this singer relevant to 2010? I know I’m not the only one who remembers his appearances on The Ashlee Simpson Show and his annoying video with that song that gets stuck in my head. But seriously, RYAN CABRERA? You can’t even call him a has-been, a one hit wonder or a washed-up star, because he had nothing going in the first place. All I know is that he needs to lay off on the hair products and the Cheetos. If you find yourself appearing on an MTV reality show twice in five years, then your career needs serious help.
Actual Actual Problem: Spencer kisses a baby lamb. ON THE MOUTH. That’s just disgusting.