Here’s the Problem: Barbie’s a Slut (duh)

Here’s the Problem:  To celebrate the release of Toy Story 3, Mattel has released a “Barbie Loves Woody” doll.  You can get one for your niece.  Perv.

Actual Problem: WHERE CAN I GET A WHIP IN THE SHAME OF MY SILHOUETTE???  I mean… cuz that would be cool.

**Thanks to John Lopez for sharing this link.  He’s just upset because he can’t get away with wearing a leather bra over his clothes.

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