Here’s the Problem: The most famous man in the world, Spencer Pratt spent his day being on the lookout for humongous bears and alligators and serial rapists that he could throw that really unnecessary crystal at. He looks like an absolute moron.
Actual Problem: I’m lying. He’s really on the lookout for his dear MIL. Apparently Heidi’s mom was just staying at their house for too long so they had to call the cops on her. I’m pretty sure if he threw the crystal at Mrs. fake tits’ mom he’d be the one getting the cops called on him. Hmmmm….what a conundrum.
Actual ACTUAL Problem: Just look at this picture people! He needs to shave the pubic hair off his face and ship that hat back to Bindi Irwin. After this, he would still look fugly. Sorry buddy no help from me!
Oh Intern Hillary! Trying to save the world one face pube at a time.