Here’s The Problem: Amanda Seyfried has her “nickname” tattooed on her foot. And apparently her nickname is MINGE. Which is slang for vagina. Personally, I would have gone with MUFFIN – but who am I to judge what you want to call your cha cha?
Actual Problem: I know a ton of guys who should be nicknamed DICK. I wonder how we can get them to tattoo it on themselves…..