Here’s the Problem: Cameron Diaz is whole new woman according to her interview in Parade Magazine. Discussing her new relationship with Yankee Alex Rodriguez, the once commitiphobe said she is ready to settle down. Homegirl is 38, afterall, and is probably better off darning socks than sowing wild oats.
Actual Problem: Putting in a few solid months with Playboy of the year, A-Rod, should sooner inspire weekly pap tests than nuptials.
Actual Actual Problem: YANKEES SUCK