Here’s the Problem: Heidi (we all know which one… went off on Twitter about her friends…or lack of them in this case. “I HAVE NO FRIENDS.” I can’t get over the intellect radiating from this twat’s
tweets. Heidi and my girl T-swizzle need to form a club for girls who have no friends or are unpopular.
Actual Problem: The fact that I can just call this fembot by her first name and we automatically know who she is. It’s like Madonna, Cher or my BFF Oprah.