Here’s the Problem: Thank God for Etsy and the ability to sell shit no one wants to buy. Thank more gods for RegrEtsy because of products such as vulva necklaces. The VulvaLoveLovely store on Etsy will gladly make a hand sculpted pendant to match its owner’s hoo-ha for the price of about 3 months worth of birth control. (I’m sorry, I found a link and I can’t bring myself to share it. If you want to see it, google it.).
Actual Problem: When a guy approaches a girl who is wearing her va-jay-jay around her neck, he knows exactly what he’s getting himself into. Literally.