Here’s the Problem: THE BREAKUP OF THE CENTURY (An Intern Hillary Post)

Please let me preface this by giving Intern Hillary formal credit – she did email in this post on Saturday – the moment that it happened.  Chalk it up to a delusional-Memorial-Day-weekend Lisa for not taking it as seriously as it should have been and posting immediately.

Here’s the Problem: Heidi aka Fake Tits and Spencer aka Pube Face are breaking up!! I don’t know about you but this blew my fucking mind. I wasn’t expecting this whatsoever. According to her rep “Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer controls.” “She’s tired of it and is looking for a place and wants to focus on her acting career.” In my own expert opinion I think if she was the last striving actor on the planet, she still wouldn’t get jobs because she sucks.

Actual Problem: Spencer Pratt is on the prowl again. Maybe he will join forces with that greasy douchelord who used to date Snooki and make another trashy reality dating show. Anywho…anyone with a vagina better watch their backs…or their fronts in this case.

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