Here’s the Problem: Lady Gaga put on her best suspenders the other night (nice touch, really) and appeared on the 1000 year anniversary episode of Larry King Live. Larry, getting to the hard hitting questions, asked her about her Lupus diagnosis. Goddammit, Larry, all you think about is disease. Gaga admitted that she tested borderline positive.
Actual Problem: Oh the jokes that abound… but thanks Sean Lynch for bringing the real problem to our attention,
As if her face weren’t busted enough, now she might have nasty bubbly
bumps all over her body”
God help us if looking like a leper goes into fashion.