Here’s The Problem: The Countess has a music video. YOU GUYS. It’s a gem. If you don’t have a lot of time – fast forward to the :56 mark and listen to the spoken (or is that singing too…?) parts. A-MAZ-ING.
Actual Problem: Lines (lyrics?) like: “and the primary mistake – texting on a date” (though, she does have a point).
**Thank you reader Amanda W. for putting up with all that ear bleeding to send us this problem.