Here’s the Problem: The interweb is all a flutter about this commercial that features a “kitten” eating “ice cream” and wearing a hat. I’m not putting hat in quotations because it is, in fact, a hat.
Actual Problem: A. That ice cream is obviously cat food. Which I get for the point of making the commercial, and I’m not asking for anything different, but once I realize that it was ground up pig by-product, my taste for frozen milk confectioneries went away. B. That kitten has really long legs, as depicted in the end of the commercial which means it’s going to be a rather full sized cat one day. Full sized cats aren’t cute. They signify being middle aged and single. Also, Egyptians.
Actual Actual Problem: I said I was going to drink on my flight tonight to put me to sleep, but I started a few hours early and now how will I ever make it to the airport with cat food on my mind and vodka in my stomach?!