Here’s The Problem: Megan Fox Got Married

really?

Here’s The Problem: OK – do you guys remember a post by Li from awhile back where we had THIS conversation:

Lisa: I just put up a Megan Fox post – she doesn’t cook or put things in her mouth that have been touched by other things.

Kara: Well, this bitch is NEVER gonna get married – cause cooking and putting things you don’t want to in your mouth is like the BASIS of marriage.

Actual Problem: WE WERE WRONG. The dumbest biotch in town is hitched.

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One response to “Here’s The Problem: Megan Fox Got Married

  1. Here’s what I imagine to be the breakdown of this wedding:
    1. Old – Groom
    2. New – Bride’s incoherent/preachy tattoo or clitoral piercing (not sure which she’s had more recently, but one of them has to exist)
    3. Borrowed – Bride’s sense of entitlement
    4. Blue – Me. This makes me sad.

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