Here’s the Problem: Rachel Uchitel

Here’s the Problem:  It was all over before it began for Tiger Woods’ most noticeable mistress.  The spot Donald Trump was holding for smart lady Rachel Uchitel (also known as whore bitch Rachel Uchitel), was taken away when Rachel accepted a position on the next season of Celebrity Rehab.  It’s amazing how many people are perfect for both shows.

Actual Problem:  The only addiction I can tell this floozy has is to fame and that’s not something Dr. Drew can fix.

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3 responses to “Here’s the Problem: Rachel Uchitel

  1. Agreed. Yuck 😛

  2. Who is this gal?

  3. I think she’s also addicted to having eyeballs that look in two different directions. Sometimes I like to try to prove to people that I can do that, but I’m not rich enough to buy the drugs to actually make it happen.

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