Here’s the Problem: A new fancy (read: over priced) bra shop opened at the mall near our office and as Kara and I quickly whisked by it today (because if I’m going to put $200 into my boobs it will NOT be to lift them with fabric) I noticed there was a mannequin with rolls of polystyrene “fat” across her middle.
Actual Problem: Listen, I’m all for truth in advertising, but I’m not buying something off a fat mannequin. Simple as that. I’d rather believe that this bra makes my waist smaller. I mean, really, if you want to be all accurate with the form, remove the 2 inch heel somehow growing out of that woman’s foot.