Here’s the Problem: Two news stories are making the rounds today about two fed-up employees quitting their jobs in unusual ways. First, ex-flight attendant Steven Slater made a grand exit from a JetBlue plane yesterday when a passenger pushed him too far. He pulled the emergency alarm and slipped out via the inflatable shoot (but not before cursing out the aircraft and grabbing a couple beers). Then, this chick put together a low-tech power point of sorts and told off her stinky breath boss to fuck off. Both our subjects left their jobs with huge smiles on their faces. A burden lifted – a new life ahead.
Actual Problem: I had something written about being an adult and how while these acts of irresponsible heroism are entertaining, they’re probably not well thought through. But fuck that. The actual problem – my intense jealousy.