Here’s the Problem: Ok, fine, it’s not Russell Brand. The problem is Helen. But I’m not in any way prepared to admit that. So for now, Russell Brand – you are corrupting a kind, mature, and proper woman.
Actual Problem: I feel like I’m in 6th grade all over again and I just found out my best friend is a slut.
**Thanks to everyone who sent me this photo. Especially Ryan and Amy. Thanks for ruining my day.