Here’s The Problem: This is a mess. It’s a disgusting mess. Ok -Vampires – kinda hot (I guess, like, if you’re into death) and naked people – kinda hot (would be hotter if those 2 dudes had better hair cuts…) – but blood?? Bloody naked people pretending to be Vampires? No. I’m sorry – no.
Actual Problem: Sex sells – fine. I don’t see sex here – I see homicide.
**Special thanks to Searls for finding this bloody little gem for us.