Here’s The Problem: Has anyone been watching Teen Mom? On this week’s episode, not unlike the rest, Farrah haphazardly leaves her baby Sophia alone, this time on a bed, while she runs into another room to take a call. As anyone with half a brain could have guessed, Sophia then promptly FALLS OFF the bed and screams bloody murder. Shocking! Farrah has also left Sophia alone in a KITCHEN SINK (!?!) where Sophia then turns on the faucet and BURNS herself. I mean, who DIDN’T see the fall and burn coming!?! In my opinion, Farrah needs to take a trip down the yellow brick road and plead for some common sense. And perhaps some maternal instincts? No? Just a thought.
Actual Problem: Farrah must have been dropped one too many times as a child as well.
Actual Actual Problem: Sophia has probably suffered some brain damage at this point. ROCK ON, FARRAH!