Here’s the Problem: You know when you’re standing outside in a vaguely urban neighborhood or in the hallway of an office building and you mean to text “What up babe?” to your honey and it comes out “You skank ho” because your thumbs are too big to hit the right letters? Well there’s a solution – Textees – and MTV was selling ad time for it like woah.
Actual Problem: Don’t worry young thin-thumbed friends. Should you not have a problem hitting the correct keys on your phone, you can learn how to misspell texts here. There’s also a way to do this without an internet connection. It’s called 3 hurricanes and a shot of tequila.