Here’s the Problem: John Mayer is no longer a tweeter (he is, however, still a twit). The pop star canceled his account on Monday supposedly to spend more time in the studio. You may think a person can hold a job and maintain a Twitter account, but you’d be wrong.
Actual Problem: In lieu of an actual problem, here is a list of my all time favorite John Mayer tweets:
You really get to know your pants when you travel.
BREAKING CELEBRITY NEWS: I was sitting with my legs crossed for too long and my penis fell asleep.
Visiting the Diamond Exchange. In Tustin!
You haven’t lived until you’ve been shot out of your mother’s vagina.
Why isn’t there an edu-social media network for law students yet?
Ok, that last one was from @JohnPMayer, nevermind.