Here’s the Problem: Surprise, surprise. Paris Hilton will not be receiving jail time even though she plead guilty to possession of cocaine and lying to a police officer. The judge, did however, pre-sentence her to a year in jail if she messes up again… but I have a feeling that deal will be forgotten by the next time we see our girl in a courthouse.
Actual Problem: It’s stuff like this that makes the season premiere of 90210 (the new one, duh) almost believable. You’d think there’s nowhere in the world where a girl can confess to running over a man while driving drunk and get by with some community service and a summer of house arrest with Lori Loughlin until you see this Paris nonsense played out on TMZ.