Here’s the Problem: MTV is bringing back Punk’d and Baby Boy Bieber is their new host. Imagine it with me now – Dax Shepard’s illegitimate kid is just about to tell Lea Michele that her liposuction appointment has been canceled and BAM! In runs the Beibs with a sideways hat, a blackberry and an iPhone and a tupperware full of herpes just waiting till he turns 18.
Actual Problem: It’s not 2003 anymore. When Ashton Kutcher married his mom and took some kinda responsibility over 3 children, we grew up too.
Actual Actual Problem: The girl that sits next to me at work is actually excited. She got her drivers license in 2003. ‘Nuff said.