This is not a problem.
This is not a test.
Kara and I are generally miserable people who take solace in sharing our misery and yet there is one thing that makes us both so very happy (aside from booze), and that is Boo.
Boo is the cutest dog thing that has ever existed in the history of being able to judge things.
We normally want you to be as unhappy as we are, but Boo has changed that all. Please, rejoice.
Ok. That enough. Now be reminded that life sucks.