Here’s the Problem: The Situation just released what is going to be the cover of his upcoming book, “A Guide to… something offensive about chicks and probably Italians, but they’ll embrace it and disguise their shame with pride”. (PS. Thank God he’s lifting up his shirt, otherwise I woulda been all “What?! Tolstoy is making a comeback?!” ) This is just weeks after Snookie announced her book deal. “What?” you say. “That’s ridic! People who like Jersey Shore don’t read.” That joke’s been taken –
Actual Problem: There is an overlap. She’s typing this right now. Bring it on Guidos.