Here’s The Problem: Taylor Swift is on the cover of People magazine because her new album has just been released. Promotion, promotion, promotion! The cover story is: Taylor Swift Tells All! My Untold Story. What the hell kind of “untold story” can this girl possibly have?????? She’s 20! I’m 27 and I barely have a story that I’ve told everyone!!!
Actual Problem: It really frosts my cookies that kids these days try to make something dramatic out of everything. Did you have it hard Taylor? Did the other kids tease you cause you could sing with a twang? Did the whole Kanye thing send you to therapy? Pipe down. That’s not an untold story. That’s whining……in this case, to a catchy tune.