Here’s The Problem: About a week ago Lisa posted an amazing video of Audrina’s drunk mother ranting and raving after ‘Drina was eliminated from DWTS. Please watch if you haven’t already – it’s pure magic. Today she apologizes publicly for it. Please see my favorite blurbs from the boozy blabbing:
“Audrina is going to f—ing rise. She’s got class. You know why? She’s a Polish, Catholic, f—ing full-on Italian. Not only that, she was raised right. And I don’t give a s–t. It’s all American.”
Actual Problem: Lisa and I are mostly concerned about the American Melting Pot in this woman’s womb that was able to house a girl who is part polish and yet ALL Italian. But hey – “It’s all American” – right???