Here’s the Problem: Reports are out saying that J Simps is totes distraught since she found out Nick Lashey popped the question to that retired VJ.
Actual Problem: Really Jess? Did you think there was a chance that maybe you’d get him back? I mean, he put up with your stupidity when you were hot. You think he’d come knocking down your door to hear your nonsense while you’re wearing a size 16 onesie**? NO!